D-Lister on the A-List

When I saw Mamma Mia! on Tuesday, I noticed Kathy Griffin was coming to the Fox on Friday, September 5 for two shows (7:30 and 10:30). I'm getting my tickets, and you should, too! Don't forget to watch her tonight on Bravo as she hosts the A-List Awards.

The Gaykin

Is he outing himself on QVC via his new song? Could Woz's ex gal pal be right!? You be the judge. Lyacs and video below.
[via Towleroad]

The lyrics:

Foolish heart looks like we’re here again
Same old game of plastic smile
Don’t let anybody in
Hiding my heartache, will this glass house break
How much will they take before I’m empty
Do I let it show, does anybody know?

[Chorus:]
But you see the real me
Hiding in my skin, broken from within
Unveil me completely
I’m loosening my grasp
There’s no need to mask my frailty
Cause you see the real me

Painted on, life is behind a mask
Self-inflicted circus clown
I’m tired of the song and dance
Living a charade, always on parade…

Convenient and Casual

Scary - Ms. Jackson has a vote just like you and me! Ouch!
Thanks, Sarah [via IzzyMom]

People who use Apple products are too cool for nails

[via Gizmodo]

Please Don't Stop the Music

Here is the final entry from the Costa Rican adventure! Not much to say about the whitewater rafting (pictures below). The real story is the following video. Just released today, the contents of this video were prepared for the three birthday boys on our trip: Alun, Darell and Kevin. I hope you enjoy watching as much as we did making it - be sure to stay for the credits.

Scarry...they have a vote

I'm all for freedom and the American way, but this is ridiculous. These middle-aged women have ruined a gay anthem! Next time I am out at Blake's and I hear the real Weather Girls, I might have to leave the room to vomit. If you have a pair of ear plugs and a strong stomach, listen away. Also notice how Estelle Costanza's doppelganger becomes a floating head in the Vietnam scene.

American Psycho

Our good friends at Saatchi & Saatchi Auckland used the real deal to promote a showing of the movie on TVNZ. Good for them! I prefer Christian Bale (below).  Warning: NSFW
[via towletoad]

"Watch out for feces-throwing monkeys"

That was my dad's advice.

As I depart for Costa Rica in the morning, he doesn't warn me about safe travel, keeping my eyes open for the terrorists or avoiding the Costa Rican 'dope'. Instead he warns me about how his old Army buddy shot his rifle barrel cleaner at a monkey and was later ambushed and attacked by said monkey. Thanks, dad. I promise not to shoot any monkeys; I'll only spank them. Could you imagine explaining that to your friends? "Uh, a group of monkeys (who haven't intelligently designed as much as I) jumped out of a tree and whooped on me." Ouch! You get a black eye and a bruised ego. I'd tell my friends I insulted a drag queen's shoes instead.

We are headed to Puerto Quepos to celebrate three 40th birthdays (old people and their destination birthdays). If we have access to the internets, I'll post pictures as often as possible. If I am MIA for the week, you (my mystery reader) will know why.

Pura vida!

But don't talk back to Darth Vader...

If you missed this all over the internets yesterday, take a look at it here.
She is adorable!

Hot dogs and donuts

Though not as funny or hot as the the first, the cameos are worth the watch. Brad Pitt needs to shave. Be sure to check out Cameron Diaz's sign language at the end.

"I can't use the word trombone anymore"

Without making this a gay blog, I have to share an hilarious pair of clips from one of my favorites, Stephen Colbert. He sat down with Joe Solmonese from the HRC. Good job, Joe, in representing the Fightin' Gays!



Pay attention to Joe's face when Stephen says, "vagina."

A little bit gay?

A little bit? Listen to the photographer - all the way to the end. A little bit?

Longer version is here.

Sarah is; I wish I was!

This is one more reason why I love Sarah Silverman AND Matt Damon.

Enjoy.

Idiots and Igloos

I am a regular reader of TowleRoad, and earlier today he reminded us of one more reason NOT to vote for Mike Huckabee. The video below is a classic from the CBC's Mercer Report. If you hang on to the end, you will understand why there is one more reason (in addition to his hatred of gays and disbelief in evolution) Mr. Huckabee should stay in Arkansas and leave Washington politics to those with at least 2 brain cells to rub together. More on Rick Mercer here, and his blog is here - it's worth a read.